That's the same thing I said while I was playing it. What a wuss.

It definitely wouldn't have hurt to have some companions who actually do stuff. Besides, they would have made some awesome death scenes, like in the end of it right?

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*Kzzrt* "Issac, it's Nicole... listen could you get me some Subway on your way back?"
Instant classic ya got there

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Don't even get me started on the game mode where you have to disarm Nuclear bombs whilst cowboys riding missiles shoot lasers from their Magicarps!

"You never call just to talk!" xD

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Why Issac hates his 'Co-workers'
#1
About to be ripped to shreads:
"ISSAC! ISAAC!"
"WHAT DAMN IT?!"
"I forgot to tell you!"
"WHAT! I'M GOING TO BE KILLED!"
"Oh....never mind then...."
"Wait what?"
"Thats what I wanted to tell you."
"...YOU F*CKING SUCK! No...No...BACK THE F*CK OFF!GAHHHHHH!"
"Issac?Issac?ISSAC!"

#2
"Okay, I need to sneak on that necromorph. Out of medkits and no more stasis...."
"ISSAC! WAIT UP!"
"F*CK!*
Necromorp: RAH!!!!
"DAMN IT!AHHHHHH"

#3
"No aliens, no Zero-G rooms, good."
"Issac, I have some good news!"
"What?"
"I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by swtiching to Geico!"
"Ugh...."

#4
"ISSAC! WE FOUND A NEW WEAPON FOR YOU!"
"Great! Where is it?"
"On the other side of the ship."
"Not too bad."
"The room is airless and filled with Necromorphs."
"I got enough ammo and air."
"There is a clearance room, so it removes all of your equipment and takes all the O2 away."
"You F*CKING SUCK!"
"But you NEED that weapon to continue."
"AH! SEND A F*CKING ROBOT NEXT TIME!"

*goes to get it*

"Wasn't that bad."
Necromorph: RAH!
"F*CK!*
*stab*

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Isaac! The ship is being attacked by asteroids! Now the ship is getting all its Co2 sucked out! Now we're getting attacked by giant tentacle monstrosities! Now the core reactor's overloading! Now the distress signal needs to be sent out! Now you need to go all the way back across the ship to get back to the turrets and blow up a giant creature of death! Now the Valor is here but the capsule we sent out had a Necromorph in it so they're all infected now! Now you need to go blow it up! Now you need to-
Oh hey Hammond died.
Now you need to take the Marker back to the planet! Now you need to kill yourself so we do something for ourselves for once!

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...Testicles. That is all.

That's so true (it's almost sad )

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Good cheats - evil is honest

_{AHA! But the game's so awesome, you can't stop}

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lol i know right, everytime i do something i have them teling me to do stuff lol it's like Issac's a slave LOL yea but this is so true XD

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I'm A Sonic The Hedgehog Fan

I'm currently playing the game and I just wanted to find some nice fanart, great work XD

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